Spread it wide open

Openly gay. You can, and should, be openly gay, apparently (if you're gay, of course). This has been brought to my attention after watching the Big Fat Quiz of 2006, where apparently gays can scrutinize other gays because they are not openly gay about their gaying gayness.

What the hell does it mean? To my understanding, to be a gay, you have to have to have sex with someone else with a similar sex as yours. Homosexuals and the like. Thus, as far as guys are concerned, being gay should be the whole backdoor knocking thing. Or perhaps a blowjob would just do.

Thus, being openly gay would mean that they have public gay sex! Something which I would rather forgo simply because I am not turned on by it (but hey, whatever gets you off).

Seriously, what in the world is openly gay. Is there this stereotype that gays must conform to to be open? Is there a specific circumference over the size of their open anus? What exactly does it entail?

Even if you were to follow the stereotypes, different cultures have different stereotypes. Fancy pansy men are known to be gays, by being fem-like and having limp wrists and such, but go over to Japan (bear with me if I get their culture completely wrong), and big, muscular men with great beards are depicted as gay whereas those femmy pansy men are instead studs who are narcissistic casanovas.

See, this bothers. I have no problems with gays, at all, short of them screwing me. I'll hardly defend them either, nor will I attack them, because, well, it's their business. But when you get terms like this that people say to insinuate that all gays have to be open, somehow, well, then you got a problem.

I call this problem to be Boy George.